Devilboy has a new piano, and by piano I mean piece of plastic crap that has a keyboard and makes a lot of noise, and has been busily churning out some sensational new compositions of his own this evening.
Standout lyrics include;
“I love you daddy and that’s just the way it is!”
“Mummy is my best friend except for Finny who is really my best friend.”
“Baby sister, baby sister, you cry a lot… can I lick you?”
Top 40 here he comes.